Prepare For Cooler Weather
Our friends in the Northern Hemisphere may have noticed a nip in the morning air recently. While summer hasn't given up its last breath just yet, Autumn is definitely coming and for some that might happen more quickly than you'd like. That's why now is the perfect time to be proactive and order one of our special ABIDE hoodies! Place your order now and you'll have the hoodie ready to keep you warm and comfy on that day when you go to light the furnace and the damn thing won't turn on. You know that day is coming. We have other stuff in the store as well, including rugs. Check it out, man.
The Old Man's New Book!
Everyone knew the Old Man talked a lot. After all, that's the whole reason for this website. The dude can put some words down in a hurry. This time, however, he got so carried away that the only logical way to make it all readable was to put it in a book. So, here's his whole diatribe on how to keep the United States from becoming even more of a greedy, racist, opportunist, unfriendly, and very undude oligarchy than it already is.
Well researched and heavily sourced, the Old Man doesn't pull any punches on this one. Yet, he's smart enough to not make it a thousand pages of repeating himself. That's how you know he's not a politician. He makes his point and moves on rather than belaboring the topic until you're tired of it.
Proceeds from the book help pay the bills around here, which are mounting daily. Order your copy now!
Meet The Old Man
For reasons we can't explain without a psychologist, people want to know who the Old Man is, what he's like in real life, his joys, his sorrows, his secret for convincing children to eat their vegetables. The problem here is that we don't really know. For all the talking the Old Man does, he tends to clam up when asked personal questions. So, we've put together some stuff based on what we've observed and what his fiancè divulged under heightened interrogation. Don't worry, we didn't actually hurt anyone. The coffee grinder got a good workout, though. Click here for the scoop.
Help Support The Old Man's Talking
The Old Man spends a lot of time preparing the content for this web site and, so far, he's done so without having to take any money from outside advertisers. That doesn't mean the bills aren't piling up, though. If the Old Man's here, that means he's not making money somewhere else. If you appreciate what the Old Man's doing, we would appreciate your support. He gets mighty cranky when he runs out of coffee. Please, don't make us go through that again. Just $5 makes a lot of difference. Click here to donate.