What if we choose to not return to the old normal? We have an opportunity to better our world, but will we?
Awards season is here. While the Golden Globes are already passed, we still have to suffer through the Critic’s Choice Awards tonight (the 13th), the Screen Actors Guild Awards January 27, the Directors Guild Awards February 2, the GRAMMY Awards February 10, the British Academy Film Awards February 20, the …
Rather than setting resolutions for what to do in 2019, why not decide to NOT do certain things?
Monday Motivation is important when starting out a new week but the perspective one has on a single cup of coffee isn’t always the most objective. Writing a new article first thing on a Monday morning sounded like a good idea when it first popped into my head. #MondayMotivation is …
The days of waiting in line all night for a chance at a bargain need to be over. [Note: The following article was originally published at Charles I. Letbetter Creative about this time last year, which is why some of the image content is NSFW. They kindly gave us …
“On a busy day twenty-two thousand people come to visit Santa, and I was told that it is an elf’s lot to remain merry in the face of torment and adversity. I promised to keep that in mind.” ― David Sedaris Living with a seven-year-old around this time of year …
“I think now, we think of malls as these things that double as minimum security prisons or something because they’re so boring to visit and so walled in, and now they’re not the cool, new place to be.” -Jan Rogers Kniffen I remember the first mall I ever visited. Woodland …
I am not a morning person. Not even close. If it were up to me, my day would start somewhere around 10:00 and ease into work mode somewhere around noon. I start slow. I can probably count on one hand the number of times I’ve actually been able to follow …
Many can’t see the benefit of speaking up. Source: Most people think there is a stigma attached to mental health at work – Business Insider I’m going to keep this one fairly short because a) this is an area where advice is best left to experts, and b) there’s plenty of …
The website is becoming quite educational. Source: Pornhub Users Are Exchanging Food Recipes And Cooking Tips On The Adult Website – DesignTAXI.com I can hear the excuse flying now. Spouse discovers Pornhub listed in the browser history and confronts their significant other, “You’ve been watching porn, haven’t you?” Defensively, the …
September was not a kind month. Let’s take a moment to consider what all happened, in no particular order. At least 70 known deaths from Hurricane Harvey in the Houston, Texas area. This doesn’t count the deaths in Louisiana and Mississippi nor deaths that occurred after the storm as a …
A Christian researcher has blended theories about Planet X and the eclipse and decided that the world ends Saturday Source: This Saturday, an invisible rogue planet will bring about the Rapture . . . maybe – Salon.com There are fools everywhere and there is always someone wanting to push for …
When downed trees blocked the road near Sister Margaret Ann’s school in southwest Miami-Dade County, she grabbed a chainsaw and got to work. Source: Nun With A Chainsaw Becomes Symbol Of Post-Irma Cleanup: ‘She Rocks’ : The Two-Way : NPR There’s a lesson here, dudes. When a tree falls …
Source: (38) #StupidQuestionsForJesus hashtag on Twitter Twitter games are an interesting and often fun way to pass the time, especially when this Old Man is between some of the most boring fashion shows he’s ever seen. Seriously, New York Fashion Week blows chunks in just about every direction this …
Insert penis pun. NSFWish. Source: There Is A Park Full Of Giant Penises In South Korea With Hurricane Irma bearing down hard on Florida, I thought we needed something to divert our attention for a moment. You’ll want to click the source link above to read the full story. As …
I will be on Necker alongside our team, as I have been on the three times we have had hurricanes over the past 30 years. -Richard Branson Source: Preparing for Hurricane Irma | Virgin Billionaire Richard Branson is riding out Hurricane Irma on his private island in the Caribbean. He’s …
We have it in our power to overcome assholes
Source: Ruth Gordon: On Assholes
Click on the link and read the full quote from James Grissom’s interview. The lady unquestionably knew what it means to abide. She totally nails what is necessary to deal with assholes.
Abide in peace,
The Old Man
Nobody cares how busy your are or how work you late, they just care what you get done. Source: 15 Scientifically Proven Ways to Work Smarter, Not Just More Friday afternoon, Labor Day weekend, and here I am talking about work? What the fuck am I thinking? I’m thinking that …
Participants who drank at least 4 cups significantly lowered their risk of dying. Source: Your coffee habit could lower your risk of death DUDES! Who knew we had the elixir of life right in front of us this whole time? Doctors have been saying quite a while that coffee is …
Do we abide better when we learn to let go of material possessions? What if The Dude had just let go of his rug? Something to think about. After witnessing the “violent rage” shown by babies whenever deprived of an item they considered their own, Jean Piaget – a founding …
We got down toward the end of the day and I realized that in all my haste and unwarranted worry I had not posted anything for you. So, here, dudes, are some peaceful words for the day.
Abide
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THIS IS NOT AN ENDORSEMENT!
I just came across these by accident and, of course, had to share. If anyone has actually used this product, then feel free to leave a comment below.
The interesting factor is that this popped up just minutes before I leave for an appointment with my proctologist.
Coincidence?
Abide, my friends.
Old Man’s thought for the day Time is fleeting. The moments are passing. Time is not on your side for time treats everyone the same. We never “have” time because time is not something we can possess. We cannot “make” time because there is no more time to be made. …
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