Insert penis pun. NSFWish.
With Hurricane Irma bearing down hard on Florida, I thought we needed something to divert our attention for a moment. You’ll want to click the source link above to read the full story. As with most bizarre things one encounters, there’s a story of a virgin that goes along with it.
What gets me, though, is why this was never even mentioned, that I can recall, in an episode of M*A*S*H? Haeshindang Park certainly existed before the war and seems like the very place to where someone like Hawkeye would be attracted for a little hilarious R&R. Why did they keep this place a secret?
Oh yeah, censors.
In some ways, you know, Hurrican Irma is like a giant penis. But then, so is Florida if you look at the map half-drunk. Irma’s bigger, though, and in this case, size probably does matter. Florida may be forced to swallow this time.
I know, the jokes are bad and the situation is extremely serious. I promise I’ll be serious tomorrow. We’ve been serious all week, though, as we’ve watched this storm work its way across the Caribbean. We’ve already expressed fear and warning. The people who, for whatever reason, have decided to stay are largely done with their preparations. There’s not much left to do but wait.
And make penis jokes.
It’s something to pass the time, dudes. Don’t take it seriously.
Abide in peace,
The Old Man