Twitter games are an interesting and often fun way to pass the time, especially when this Old Man is between some of the most boring fashion shows he’s ever seen. Seriously, New York Fashion Week blows chunks in just about every direction this season. So, since I still have about an hour and a half before things get interesting over at Ralph Lauren’s place, I thought I’d share some of the better options with you.
What gets me, though, is why we always see silly games like this involving the Jesus, with whom we’re told to not mess, but never Shiva or Buddha and especially not Mohammed. Geeze, some people get really touchy about those guys. So, what I’d like to see in the comments, if you think you’re witty and brave enough, is stupid questions for the deity of your choice, whomever that may be, from Zeus to Baal. I really don’t care which one you pick. Have fun with the mythology for a moment.
Now, here are some ideas to get you started:
How much does Birkenstock pay you to wear their sandals?#StupidQuestionsForJesus
— #Jesus (@TheLordHasSpoke) September 12, 2017
What’s your middle name? I know it starts with H.
— Edward J Thomas (@UnknownWr1ter) September 12, 2017
What do YOU say when you stub your toe??? #StupidQuestionsForJesus
— Luke, Cool ✋🏼 (@LukeWheeler01) September 12, 2017
Why did it take you 3 days to respawn when I can do it in 3 seconds on CoD?
— Mike Kelly (@MistahJ1307) September 12, 2017
Can you hold M&Ms or do they all just fall through your hands now?
— Corey Miller (@StopEatingBees) September 12, 2017
#StupidQuestionsForJesus Did you see this coming?
— BeppiButler (@BeppiButler1) September 12, 2017
— Chuy Baca III (@krodNM) September 12, 2017
There you go. That should be enough to light a thought or two in your brain. Go ahead, share. I promise I won’t judge.
Well, not too much.