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THIS IS NOT AN ENDORSEMENT!
I just came across these by accident and, of course, had to share. If anyone has actually used this product, then feel free to leave a comment below.
The interesting factor is that this popped up just minutes before I leave for an appointment with my proctologist.
Abide, my friends.